Newt-riffic!

Them internets are amazing..

Stephen Colbert

"Last night folks, Republicans held their eighteenth debate. The question on everyone's mind: Who cares?"

Death and Taxes

I suspect those with far more expertise in this area will subject these materials to considerable scrutiny, but at first blush, the disclosure appears to raise at least as many questions as it answers.

Why did Romney set up $100 million trust funds for his sons without paying any gift taxes? Were his accounts in the Caymans and in Switzerland created to avoid paying taxes? Was the closing of the Swiss account related to this IRS investigation? And given all of the questions surrounding Romney's Bain-era work, why does the Republican candidate continue to insist he won't disclose returns from previous years?

Is all this really so difficult for Mitt?

Agenda Lies Update

Why do homosexuals have such difficulty handling life if they are just like us "except"? Why would their lives be "ruined" for lack of this fictitious "equity" to which they aren't truly entitled? They're still able to live together and pretend to be like normal people.


Nice work.

Type 2

Poor Paula; afraid to get off the money train. What a hypocrite. Rather than reevaluating her life and the meaning and impact of what she does for those fans who can be harmed by her recipes, Paula forges ahead. Sort of reminds me of Jerry Sandusky and Penn State. It would appear she has no real compunction about what she does. Cold comfort her food.


Thank you diggers (in the comments)

For something completely different

Now what?

By Ben Greenman

A DAY’S WORTH OF FACTS TO GET YOU THROUGH WIKIPEDIA’S 24-HOUR BLACKOUT.

1. A triangle is a geometric figure that has three sides.

2. A whale is a mammal, not a fish.

3. The Civil War was the bloodiest conflict in American history, with casualties approaching 700,000.

4. An old form of broom was the besom, which was made simply of twigs tied to a handle, and was relatively inefficient as a cleaning implement.

5. Unlike his contemporaries, Goethe didn’t see darkness as an absence of light, but rather as polar to and interacting with light.

6. Goethe was a talking serpent who lived in Egypt at the start of the eighth century. He had blue eyes, beautiful blue eyes.

7. One is the loneliest number.

8. Trees can speak. They just choose not to.

9. The first ruler of Turkey was, in fact, a turkey.

10. You know that girl you really like? She doesn’t like you nearly as much and never will, unless your interest in her suddenly vanishes, in which case she may well start to like you. This may seem like a paradox, and it is, assuming that a paradox is a medieval weapon of torture.

McSweeney's

Oh No!

Gay parents "tend to be more motivated, more committed than heterosexual parents on average, because they chose to be parents," said Abbie Goldberg, a psychologist at Clark University in Massachusetts who researches gay and lesbian parenting. Gays and lesbians rarely become parents by accident, compared with an almost 50 percent accidental pregnancy rate among heterosexuals,Goldberg said. "That translates to greater commitment on average and more involvement."


Bummer... 

Its What The Founders Wanted

Thomas Jefferson's Bible

A heavily redacted version of Jesus's life story, The Jefferson Bible omits many passages fundamental to mainstream Christianity, including the resurrection and ascension to heaven, the holy ghost and holy trinity. The Smithsonian said Jefferson left out "those elements that he could not support through reason or that he believed were later embellishments".

Words

"Most importantly, I believe it is extremely important to never allow bad arguments and falsehoods to stand alone without good arguments and truth standing with them. The unfortunate moral decline of our culture is a result of few good people speaking out for the truth and constantly confronting the bad arguments and falsehoods of sixty or so years ago."

ADA

Independent Lens on the ADA. Very interesting look at our nations history not that long ago. Its amazing what our country is capable of.

Timmy

It's official: Everyone on the planet has an opinion on Tim Tebow. By now we've heard from everyone from Rick Perry to Bill Maher to the folks at Saturday Night Live. And of course those opinions result in even more opinions, so much so that Tim Tebow the human being is almost irrelevant next to Tim Tebow the idea. What Tebow represents can be almost anything to anyone, but the person we're all talking about has faded away.

Men Think About It

So, how did these masterful hatesmen earn their coveted place in the Cream of the Crap? With their unwavering obsession with sex. All kinds of sex. Same sex, opposite sex, sex with animals.

Oh, and Muslims. But not Muslim sex. Not yet, anyway. There is so much to talk about when it comes to gay sex that they probably just haven't gotten around to it. But they will. If they know nothing about something, they always make time to spout off about it.

Thank you Lizz.

Sometimes Hes Moderate

"Silly Buzzfeed Politics, who have reposted Mitt Romney's 2002 survey for Planned Parenthood. It shows that Mitt Romney v2002 was in favour of keeping the status quo on abortion, and mentions his support for state funding of abortion for low income women.

But that's ancient history! Mitt's changed: In 2002 he was running in liberal Massachusetts. In 2012 he's running in a conservative Republican primary. These days he wouldn't even answer a survey from Planned Parenthood, let alone say he was essentially pro-abortion."

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Busy Weekend For God

Yes. The man upstairs will have HIS hands full this coming weekend. And this is just on Saturday!

Engagement #1
Ryan Hall running in the Olympic Marathon Trails in Houston on Saturday morning. Hall tries to finish in the top three of the 161 man race to claim a spot on the Olympic Team. Dont know Ryan Hall? Only one of the best US marathon runners in history.

Engagement #2
Denver Broncos and their quarterback play in New England vs. Bridget Moynahan's husband.

The problem is that God has to get from Houston to Foxborough.

Dog Days by Rick Santorum

I don't think any scientist in the world would suggest there isn't a variety of factors, and I think the vast majority of scientists would say there's probably a hundred factors that cause the climate to change.

And so why have we decided that this one particular factor, carbon dioxide, is in fact that tip of the tail that wags the entire dog.

vs...

Every society in the history of man has upheld the institution of marriage as a bond between a man and a woman. Why? Because society is based on one thing: that society is based on the future of the society. And that's what? Children. Monogamous relationships. In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That's not to pick on homosexuality. It's not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be. It is one thing. And when you destroy that you have a dramatic impact on the quality

Same-Sex Union = Polygamy

Santorum is an ardent, outspoken opponent of gay marriage, favoring an amendment to the Constitution that would define marriage as solely between a man and a woman. He received a rough welcome from a group of college Republicans in Concord -- and it likely didn’t help matters when he compared a same-sex union to polygamy.

"Are we saying everyone should have the right to marry? So anyone can marry anyone else?" Santorum asked, according to a video by NBC News. "So anybody can marry several people?"

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.... of all, as this is not your blog.